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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

At least 32 Zotac RTX 5090 buyers at Micro Center find only backpacks inside the boxes - TechSpot

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Startling Health Risk: “Normal” Sodium Levels Linked to Heart Failure - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?

Still no good

Still no good.

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Then came..

‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

‘Most Unloved Bonds’ Turn Routine US Auction Into Crucial Test - Bloomberg.com