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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 13:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

So they tried

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

No way

No go.

Next, they tried...

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

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