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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Startling Health Risk: “Normal” Sodium Levels Linked to Heart Failure - SciTechDaily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Still no good
Still no good.
—
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Then came..
‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
‘Most Unloved Bonds’ Turn Routine US Auction Into Crucial Test - Bloomberg.com