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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
No way
No go.
Next, they tried...
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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